One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your... ah, physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well.you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "you'll have to let him believe that I made him first..So, just remember..it's our secret. Woman to woman!
2007-03-04 18:58:22 · 25 answers · asked by danny's mom 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
well atleast some ppl got the joke...
2007-03-04 21:07:44 · update #1
Makes as much sense as the other fictions. And a lot funnier too.
2007-03-04 19:02:22 · answer #1 · answered by weary0918 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Gen 2:20 And the man gave names to all cattle and to the birds of the air and to every beast of the field; but Adam had no one like himself as a help.
Gen 2:21 And the Lord God sent a deep sleep on the man, and took one of the bones from his side while he was sleeping, joining up the flesh again in its place:
Gen 2:22 And the bone which the Lord God had taken from the man he made into a woman, and took her to the man.
Gen 2:23 And the man said, This is now bone of my bone and flesh of my flesh: let her name be Woman because she was taken out of Man.
this makes everything clear...
it was funny a story btw...
2007-03-05 05:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by Chitranshu Asthana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The myth than Adam was created first and Eve later has been disproved by science. Science says that woman as a creation dates earlier to man. Another punch in the theory of creation of the Christians.
2007-03-05 03:13:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nope it's not true at all. Read Geneisis 2.
as a joke it has it's humor. But in all reality after my second marriage and 4 children I find it completely false. My husband is my strenght, my rock, my comforter, my compliment. I am a strong women however i am made strong first though my God and secondly from my husband and third by how I was raised by my parents.
2007-03-05 03:12:05 · answer #4 · answered by mindy p.m. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is funny, but I think it does not reflect the truth... The story attempts to glorify females who are already glorified.. The female is the mother of all Humans and the origion of the world...
2007-03-05 03:56:26 · answer #5 · answered by Lawrence of Arabia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Man to woman, very likely it is. A Man would just say 'I'm unhappy, you have 12 hours to fix it'.
'And make sure she can cook as well'.
2007-03-05 03:14:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a legendary story, unfortunately what God has made and done can not be reversed no matter how hard women may want.
2007-03-05 03:13:21 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Yahoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I mean look at the world. It's crazy and full of violence and stupidity. Common traits of us males lol.
2007-03-05 03:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
which came first egg or hen? Eve came first if it makes you feel happy
2007-03-05 03:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by A S K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, thats messed up.
good one
2007-03-05 03:02:45 · answer #10 · answered by cogs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋