Working on a short story (comedy) about people hitting on others with pick up lines. I want to know what you have said or heard at clubs, bars or anywhere...
2007-03-04 18:25:15 · 7 answers · asked by clintpittenger 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
this is one good and funny way to hit on a girl in a bar or pub (cheeky method)
let say you are in a pub drinking beer with your mate. you saw is group of girl sitting at the counter. carry your seat across the bar and place it next to her. pointing at that chair and you ask her " sorry to interrupt you, but is this seat taken. " more likely than not she will laugh and say " NO ". if she laugh and say no mean you are there. take you mug of beer and draw an ice cube from it and place it on the table, start hitting the ice cube till she ask you " wat are you doing " then reply " i am breaking the ice " .
well this is another one i saw from a movie. work even if the girl are in a group of mixed sexes. run over to the girl you wanted to pick up on. hand her a few bucks. make sure it is fast enough for her to react. once she hold onto the money, say you wanna to order a bottle of heineken and point to your table. turn around and run back to your table. act as if the music is too loud to hear her shouting at you. she probably make her way to you and say " sorry but i am not a waitress " then reply " ya, i know but i have do this to drew you out from your crowd ".
2007-03-05 20:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by garynbc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once was told by a friend that a girl he never saw before came up to him in a bar and whispered in his ear I want to fxxk you. Don't think it worked.
Used to work as a bartender so I heard a lot. I've seen guys pretend they knew the woman from somewhere before, or ask a woman where she got that dress b/c he wants to buy it for his gf. Probly the worst is Has anyone ever told you you look like Angelina Jolie? Guys use that one a lot.
A good one was I was supposed to meet a friend for dinner later but he canceled. Would you mind joining me so I don't have to eat alone? Another was I'm from out of town and don't know where to have dinner. Can you recommend a place? Then he works toward getting her to go with him.
Knew one guy who sat at the bar waiting for any guy and girl to get in a fight, then he'd move in. He counted on the woman wanting to make her bf/husband jealous. It worked a few times, but had to be just the right type of girl.
2007-03-04 18:44:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to pick a number 1-5. Whatever number they pick tell them that selfish people always pick that number, but you can prove me wrong by buying me a drink.
When a married woman shows you her wedding ring..say " oh I though that was a mood ring and the diamond color meant that you were horny. My Bad"
Whenever a girl says "I have a boyfriend" I say "for how long" then she says "9 months". I say "You're going to give this up for nine months, whatever" and walk away. Its so funny.
I can;t give you all my secrets, email me if you want more.
2007-03-04 18:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. of Situational Psychology 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one's hilarious, and apparently it worked for a friend of mine.
"I'm Batman"
2007-03-04 18:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by Nick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do one where the person using the line messes up and is like hey baby your pretty cool.. i mean awesome... i mean Awww f*ck...bye!
yeaaaaaah.. im a loser
2007-03-04 18:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by Watel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little boy want some candy! just to the men!
2007-03-04 18:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by kat_luvr2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Say, babe, whaddaya say we make a bastard child together?"
2007-03-04 18:34:14 · answer #7 · answered by goaltender 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋