2007-03-04 17:17:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Texas - where you can legally throw scrambled eggs at circus midgets.
I don't know.
2007-03-07 10:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by Jim D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this graduate from Texas A & M (Aggies) who made the move to CaliFORNia -
It raised the IQ level in both states!
2007-03-05 01:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by tomkat1528 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Texas, where tall tails are just a shade shorter than the man telling them.
California, where men are men and so are half the women.
2007-03-05 19:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by Sophist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Texas: "Where men are men, and the sheep are scared.";
"You're either a steer or a q***r, and I don't see any horns on you." (I'm not a homophobe, just a bad joke I've heard about Texans).
2007-03-05 02:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by gone 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kind of funny but this is one is for california. ok here goes nothing lol.
California is like a ceral it has its fruits nuts and flakes lol
2007-03-05 01:21:23 · answer #5 · answered by elvis27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Texas where men are men and the sheep know it". Don't report me for being vulgar. I'm really squeaky clean!
2007-03-05 01:20:48 · answer #6 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that birds fly upside down over (insert state)?
Yeah, its because there is nothing worth crapping on.
2007-03-05 01:21:06 · answer #7 · answered by cogs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋