An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.
The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.
The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."
They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey & he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story is;
If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ***
goodbye".
2007-03-04 16:44:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a great story. i loved it and its so true if you try to please everyone you will kiss your *** good bye. lol
2007-03-08 00:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was actually good! i needed that cause im in a situation right now where i constantly worry about what other people think about me... its a long story, but thanks for posting that! ^_^
2007-03-05 05:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anon123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a joke? cause' i don't get it
if itz ariddle i have no idea how to solve it!
if its neither of the above, you're in the wrong category
2007-03-05 03:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lmbo that is funny !!! that is a good one i am going to tell my husband this one lol
2007-03-08 20:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by just wandering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, never mine her.
2007-03-05 03:48:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋