i'm expecting funny answers
2007-03-04 16:27:34 · 25 answers · asked by Meghan C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Maybe you should ask, Why didnt the chicken cross the road???
the reason is cause it was a chicken!! LOL how lame
2007-03-04 17:00:09 · answer #1 · answered by xXx_AimZ_xXx 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To cross the road where the chickens will eat you alive.
Scary....
2007-03-05 02:48:22 · answer #2 · answered by Enigmatic A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But more importantly, why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
2007-03-05 00:30:40 · answer #3 · answered by Kimberly K 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because the butcher who was chasing him, was afraid to cross the road with alot of traffic.
2007-03-05 00:30:35 · answer #4 · answered by lucas g 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So he could chase the bear wearing the funny hat through the forest!
2007-03-05 00:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cause the chicken wanted to see another chicken XD < LOL )
2007-03-05 00:53:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
the normal answer is "to get to the other side of the road"
2007-03-05 02:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The question makes me cry and you want funny answer. Not possible.
2007-03-05 00:30:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
then you should read the ones that people gave the last 1000 times someone asked this question.
2007-03-05 00:29:57 · answer #9 · answered by John P 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cause there was a nice lady chicken waiting for him on the other side!
2007-03-05 01:31:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋