i'll stop my wife from sleeping with other women as long as he promises to restore her virginity every day so i can have it over and over every night.
how do i work this out with the big man upstairs?
2007-03-04 16:16:03 · 14 answers · asked by TheGreatMindsCouple#2 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just TALK to the big man upstairs.
Who is he, a roommate? lol
2007-03-04 16:19:12 · answer #1 · answered by Jasmine Lily 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Very funny! I believe that's a negotiation for the man downstairs...
2007-03-04 16:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by Em 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Argue like Honi the circle-drawer. Be loud.
They said to Honi the Circle-drawer, “Pray that it may rain.” He said to them, “Go out and bring in the Passover ovens so that they might not get soggy.” He prayed and it did not rain. What did he do? He drew a circle and stood in it and said, “Lord of the world, your children have turned to me, since I am like a child of your household. I swear by your great name that I will not budge from here until you have show mercy on your children!” It began to rain by drips. He said, “This isn’t what I asked for, but for rains filling wells, pits, and caves!” It began to pour violently. He said, “This isn’t what I asked for, but for rains of benefit, blessing, and goodness!” Then it rained moderately, until Israel went out from Jerusalem to the Temple mount because of the rain
2007-03-04 16:23:37 · answer #3 · answered by LadySuri 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Virginity is a man made concept. You can't "restore" virginity anymore then you can restore your intelligence.
2007-03-04 16:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by Roman Soldier 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do not make any promises especially with God.
2007-03-04 16:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by s h 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you have to take a lot of hallucinogens and go to a church, then you can talk to him and try to work something out. hopefully you would've taken enough so that you think it came true!
2007-03-04 16:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by Woody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you ask him on judgement day? Seriously though, this question is really disgusting and very blasphemous. I hope you rethink your stance on things, but suspect you won't.
2007-03-04 16:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by lorilou 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're a weirdy just like that other guy.
2007-03-04 16:24:25 · answer #8 · answered by ShaBoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't negotiate with God's plan. I find your question not real and disgusting. If you are untruthful about your question, please don't use God's name in vein.
2007-03-04 16:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by schmitty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's a BIG MAN upstairs?! Nobody told me that!!
2007-03-04 16:18:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋