which one is the best that will work?
"How would you like to serve under me?"
"I can still fly four missions night, if you know what I mean."
"I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber."
"I've heard great things about you from President Clinton."
"If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the
Stone Age."
"My sights are locked on you!"
"See this medal? It's for pleasing the ladies beyond the call of duty."
"Want to learn what the F' stands for in F-16?"
"When I look at you, my pants fly in formation."
2007-03-04 16:08:15 · 15 answers · asked by PROUD TO BE A LIBERAL TEEN! 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"You've just been targeted by a heat-seeking missile of love."
2007-03-04 16:08:50 · update #1
good luck dude
2007-03-04 16:11:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude -- None of the above are going to help you "score" with a chick unless they're totally plowed at a bar. Pick up lines are lame. Most of us ladies are way past that stuff.
2007-03-04 16:14:14 · answer #2 · answered by Carmen J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, they all sound like they were written by a 12 year old. If you are serious about wanting to win over a lady, then treat her like one. Pick-up lines went out years ago. Any woman who would fall for one isn't worth your time.
2007-03-04 16:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by Beckers 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of the above. Why not just ask her out for dinner and a movie or something that you enjoy doing besides trying to get into her panties? Your lines sound very immature.
2007-03-04 16:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by sharpeilvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....and she will say, I guess your missile launched and missed the target and hit your brain instead.
How lame. All I can say is that if a girl listens to that junk then you know she is dumber than you. argh.
2007-03-04 16:21:21 · answer #5 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those lines are funny as jokes, but if you have to resort to using them you are already in trouble, and if it works, I would question the woman it worked on.
2007-03-04 16:24:50 · answer #6 · answered by whatshisface 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NONE of them......if you even THINK of using ANY line...you're screwed and I dont mean in the way you are hoping for.
2007-03-04 16:22:37 · answer #7 · answered by eternallegs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u and the 40 year old virging have alot in common
2007-03-04 16:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by Gonzo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NONE OF THESE WILL HELP YOU
NONE
YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP IF YOU ARE COMMING UP WITH CORNY PICK UP LINES LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SERIOUSLY NEED SOME HELP
you should've ask for "tips on comming up with pickup lines" books instead of blow up dolls.
2007-03-04 16:13:14 · answer #9 · answered by tonimichelle1221 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No lines, Women want honesty. Be yourself.
2007-03-04 16:11:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
these all suck a s s
try like your pants are tight how can you get in them
or is there a mirror in you r pantrs cuz i can see my salef in them anything but those
2007-03-04 16:13:46 · answer #11 · answered by i.like.to.play.guitarsss 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋