The old professor visited his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seemed fine. The doctor proceeded to ask him about his sxx life.
"Well," the professor drawled, "not bad at all, to be honest. The wife isn't all that interested anymore, so I just cruise around. In the past week, I was able to pick-up and bxd at least three girls, none of whom were over thirty years old!"
"My goodness, and at your age too," the doctor commented. "I hope you at least took some precautions."
"Yep. I may be old, but I'm not senile yet, Doc. I gave 'em all a phony name and phone number."
2007-03-04 15:51:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
vicky have you checked your e.mails
2007-03-04 20:36:30 · update #1
Loved it as you know!
10/10 2 ya an` a *
Tink x
2007-03-04 16:06:29 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a few of the dodgy old farts that were professors where I went to university....nice one!
2007-03-04 16:15:50 · answer #2 · answered by David K (The Real One!) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 as usual lol 10/10 x
2007-03-04 18:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha 8
2007-03-04 15:56:01 · answer #4 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one Chris.!!!
9/10.!!!
2007-03-04 16:48:17 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-04 16:03:39 · answer #6 · answered by Dallas M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... good joke...
btw i think some of u are saying its funny cos u wana be chosen as best answer... :-P
2007-03-04 18:51:05 · answer #7 · answered by ღ♥eyeღℓash♥ღ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha cheers me dears thats good
2007-03-04 15:57:12 · answer #8 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
naughty professor
2007-03-04 18:54:06 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA ha ha very good
2007-03-04 21:09:13 · answer #10 · answered by reem2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋