I must commend you for this most magnanamous gesture! It's easy. Just make up a list of all of your assets and go to the bank to ask for a loan. Just think all the money you'd have to give to them if you mortgaged your house!
Why don't you cash in your 401k plan? Well, not entirely: keep enough in it to pay the penalties to the IRS.
How about if you ask your employer to cut each paycheck into one for 2/3 of your pay and one for 1/3 of your pay? Yeah, that's the ticket. Then you put the one for 2/3 into a protected and secured bank account, highest interest, of course. You could even open up a trust! Tell the trustees to send a check each month to any bank of your choosing over there. I'm so sure that the money will get distributed fairly, aren't you?
It would help so many of their sick, their helpless, and tired people! Maybe they can save some of it to come to live here, perhaps in that house that you lose because you can no longer pay the mortgage. Do you think they would agree with your decor?
Oh! I know! Another thing: it's paramount that they have weapons to protect themselves as they escape, as well as when they live HERE.
Hmmm...? Let's see, maybe you can call some weapons dealers (or the agencies of our government that sell our weapons to potential allies). If you give them all your jewelry, stocks and bonds, your parents' house (talk them into it) as well as your inheritance, they would probably front a few truckloads of grenades, missle launchers, dirty bombs, and perhaps a few of the tiny bottles of chemical warfare agents and germs that Hussain offered to trade, if only they'd let him stay down in that bunker that he called home!
I'm sure that the Iraqis would be forever grateful to you and your family. So grateful, in fact, that they just might let you get the first sniff from one of the little bottles holding an active smallpox virus! Then you would be the first to spread it--what a hero! Mr. Popularity!
2007-03-07 02:29:09
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answered by nothoughtpolice 2
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don't you think our taxes are quite high enough? why do we have to give more money to iraq? as for other middle eastern countries helping them out, i say, let 'em! right-o. they get money from us! and then their crazed factions figure out ways to KILL US. believe me, this time is a golden time, and the times to come will be filled with violence and tears. part of the tears will be the result of looking back upon our foolishness in supporting those that would, and do, all to destroy us.
this is what we should do for the iraqians now: we should give them cement, bricks, stones, shovels, trowels, and the like, in order that the major 3 factions set on killing one another may build themselves big, tall, high walls. then we can send them all our broken glass, too, large shards of it, to place in between the stones and bricks and on top of the fences, so that when the sunnis decide to jump over the wall to rape the shia, or the shia decide to climb up the wall to rob food from the kurds, they all can be cut over their bodies, producing scars so that all know who tried to hurt someone else.
we have given quite enough money and resources to these people, innocent or not innocent: the insurgents show their gratitude to us by shooting down our helicopters, killing our fine young men, as well as by chopping up the bodies of employees of private american contractors and setting their torsos on fire until they are charred and blackened pieces of meat, only to be placed onto sticks and waved about in the midst of crowds of these oh-so-sad-oh-so-innocent-oh-so-needy religious maniacs.
we gave them enough when we gave saddam the madman money to "fight" his war with iran, using WMD, namely, nerve and mustard gas against the young boys that the war monger cowards in iran sent over to iraq as the "human shield" prior to their sending in their own troops, such boys having suffered terrible, miserable deaths from these poisonous gases.
and i do not care what liberals claim: that there isn't evidence that iran is building up a thermonuclear bomb arsenal, just as fast as it can possibly do it, all with the assistance of north korea.
there is great danger in the middle east. we, who have given all of them money, and have sold them weapons, in hopes that they would be our allies but who so quickly change face, claiming that we are "the infidel," to be killed without mercy, all of us, get nothing but a kick in our teeth for helping them in any way whatsoever.
i say, let them resolve their own problems. i say yes, let us get our strong and loyal young men out of there in order that they may return to their families in the pride that they deserve. i say let our men carry on with their lives, having children, bringing up our own birthrate so that our people, the people of this country, our own citizens, are not overrun by the blood of aliens (from wherever, including the middle east).
the greatest gift they could get from us was already provided. it was when our troops brought mr. saddam madman out of his hole in the ground, wearing old skivvies, unshaved and no longer dressed in regal finery. we gave the iraqians their greatest gift: freedom from that monster. since they were intelligent enough to prosecute him rightfully for his misdeeds and cruelty, and since they were sensible enough to have him hanged, then they can take care of themselves. yes, giving them means by which to build walls between them is enough, since they hate, hate, and hate, until they use that hate to attack and to destroy us.
2007-03-05 00:10:37
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answered by Louiegirl_Chicago 5
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