Tell it a scary story!
2007-03-04 14:29:40 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
put in the blender and start[le] it.
2007-03-04 14:40:37 · answer #1 · answered by prs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont have scary story for u
2007-03-04 22:35:04 · answer #2 · answered by Christina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy gets pulled over by a cop who was using his radar gun on the top of a bridge.
The cop asks, "Sir, why were you going so fast?"
The guy says, "I'm sorry officer, I was just trying to make it to my job on time."
Cop: "Oh yeah? What do you do for a living?"
Guy: "Well I'm an anal stretcher."
Cop: "An anal stretcher!? What the hell is that?"
Guy: "I stretch people's anuses upon request. Why, there was this one guy that wanted me to stretch his anus to six feet!"
Cop: "That's ridiculous! What the f*** would somebody do with a six-foot a**hole?!"
Guy: "Give him a radar gun and stick him on top of a bridge."
2007-03-04 22:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by Amanda 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shake the tree????
2007-03-04 22:45:01 · answer #4 · answered by fred b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pull out its pit?
2007-03-05 00:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-04 22:36:24 · answer #6 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe. dats a cracker. thumbs up!
2007-03-04 22:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put it on top of a big sub-woofer
2007-03-04 22:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by bigtjeeper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u no... THE MUFFIN MAN!!!?
the muffin man?
the muffin man!
why, yes i no the muffin man
HE IS GONNA EAT U!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2007-03-04 22:52:41 · answer #9 · answered by Sk8er Chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-04 22:35:29 · answer #10 · answered by Asia Gabrielle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋