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You are a detective. You go to a scene where you found two men dead, in between them there is a parachute and two straws. How did they die?

2007-03-04 13:35:36 · 19 answers · asked by fcory05 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

Wow, thats a good one.
I'm gonna check back to see if anyone found the answer; I have one in mind but I think it's a bit weird, ha.

2007-03-04 13:37:57 · answer #1 · answered by MOVED! 5 · 0 0

The "two men" are actually siamese twins who were sharing the same pina colada with two straws because they could not find a good job for siamese twins that has a salary that can afford two pina coladas, when all of a sudden, a third man, who has been elaboratley left out of the riddle, fell from the sky and five minutes later, his parachute fell and landing on the twin's ajoining heads splitting them apart and thus making both bleed to death.

Yup, that's what happened.

2007-03-04 21:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by Ace 5 · 1 0

They was in a plane accident and there was only one parachute left and there was 3 people, they decided to draw starws and the person that drew the largest/smallest straw got the parachute. the 2 dead people got the bad end of it all and died the 3rd man walked away!

2007-03-05 00:04:59 · answer #3 · answered by xXx_AimZ_xXx 2 · 0 0

They got hit by a parachute when drink cola with 2 straws, and then died, people crossing by stole their cola and ran away, left with 2 staws and a parachute

2007-03-04 22:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The obvious answer would be there was three people in a crashing plane and they drew straws. The third man got the right straw and the parachute which he used and left it behind when he landed and walked away.

Other than that you got me.

2007-03-04 21:46:03 · answer #5 · answered by cobra2140 3 · 3 0

They tried to make a straw mattress but ran out of time.

2007-03-04 21:56:05 · answer #6 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0 0

they fell down on their heads and the parachute and straw just happened to be there at the time.



DUH!!!!
haha

2007-03-04 21:51:48 · answer #7 · answered by LOVE♥ 1 · 0 0

They drew straws for the parachute and refused to give it up to either of them.

2007-03-04 21:38:31 · answer #8 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 4 0

well 1 of the guys was emo and tried to use the straws to cut himself cuz he lost his knife and he was on the sears tower then he finds his knife in his pocket and pulls it out. then some guy with a parashute glides right next to him and his knife gets caught in the shute and pulls him off the building. i hope u can guess what happened after that



jk
im just gonna go with the prievious answers...

2007-03-04 21:50:19 · answer #9 · answered by !!! 3 · 0 0

they sucked the air out of the parachute!

2007-03-04 22:53:49 · answer #10 · answered by prs 6 · 0 0

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