2007-03-04 13:32:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and aftereating,the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?" The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
JOKE NUMBER 2
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath,he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "Arthritis."
best of luck. my wishes to ya!!
2007-03-04 13:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. I came home from school one day and my mom asked me "How do you like school?" I told her "I like it closed."
2. It was a rainy day and a woman saw a man with a cell phone. She asked him "Can you call me a taxi?"
The man said "OK you're a taxi."
3. In English, we were learning about contractions and the teacher asked me "What is a contraction?" I told him "A contraction is what woman have when they're having babies."
4. I was cursing at my mom and she told me to watch my mouth. I told her "I can't, my eyes wont go down that far.
5. In Biology, we were learning about the periodic table, we should get rid of those and add in some pool tables.
6. I took drivers ed and the teacher asked me "What do the traffic lights green, yellow, and red mean?" I told him green is for go, yellow is to speed up to beat the red, and red is hit the emergency brakes.
2007-03-04 22:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by Al M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay. If a train leaves the station at 3 o' clock in the morning with 10 peices of chocolate, 14 People named Billy, 15 flying and or lazy turds, a old grandma thats 52 years old and 6 flying omlets with ham and cheese. What time do they get there?
Answer:
5 shoes of course!
Proof: 18 pigs can't climb, but they can fly! Duh
2007-03-04 21:53:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was once the perfect woman, who met the perfect man, and they go married, on their honeymoon , they saw someone on the side of the road in distresss, being the perfect couple, they stopped to help, it was santa clause. he got in the car and asked to head noth, but then they got in an accident, only one person survied. who was it.
the perfect woman survived, shes the only one who ever existed in the first place. everyone knows there is no suck thing as the perfect man, and no such thing as santa clause.
WOMEN stop reading here, this is the end of the joke
MEN keep reading
so if there was no perfect man and no santa clasue the woman must have been driving, this expains the car accident.
MEN keep reading
and if your a woman and still rading, this illitrates another piont.
WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!
2007-03-04 21:52:30 · answer #4 · answered by Sir. ChatsAlot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Osama bin Ladden didn't think that he was getting enough news time so he sent a message to the White House that read 370H$$V0ll3H. Bush couldn't figure it out so he sent it to Rice. She didn't understand it so she sent it to the FBI. The FBI didn't get it so they sent it to the British. They told the President to read it upside down.
370H$$V0ll3H
2007-03-04 21:43:36 · answer #5 · answered by !!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've got two......clinton and obama
2007-03-04 22:18:19 · answer #6 · answered by robert b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋