Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2007-03-04 12:59:20 · 26 answers · asked by DX_RULZ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
maybe not the world's funniest, but it's one of the funniest I've read today
2007-03-04 13:09:26 · answer #1 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 07:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Very funny! 9/10. But not the world's funniest!
2007-03-04 13:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is kind of funny but not so funny that it could pass as the world's funniest joke.
2007-03-04 13:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by fijibabie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, and it's still funny. although I wouldn't say it's the worlds funniest joke.
2007-03-04 23:42:16 · answer #5 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is funny. Don't know if it is the world's funniest...And I agree with kim. We should have a joke club. Or do they already have one and I don't know about it..?
2007-03-04 13:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by Eury Peima 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahahaha
that sounds like something i would do
jk
thanks for the laugh
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2007-03-04 13:12:32 · answer #7 · answered by !!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Heard it before, a lot of times, it's not that funny.
2007-03-04 13:02:47 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Interpreted 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok that's funny, but probably not the funniest.
2007-03-04 13:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...We should have joke clubs, you know!! Like bookclubs, we discuss jokes and stuff.. Only joke clubs have more sense of humor than book clubs!! Anyway, I totally agree!!
2007-03-04 13:02:52 · answer #10 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋