Atheists armed with super cool future tech lightsabers (and one Hindu named Jedi among them) versus A bunch of fundies with loud voices, the Bible, and a cross made in china? Who would win?
2007-03-04 12:41:41 · 15 answers · asked by Jedi 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
All thou blashphemers shall be slain. Seriously, leave yoda out of it, lest I start insulting your mother...
2007-03-04 12:47:50 · update #1
Remember the cross is made in China...it can't do notin but break.
2007-03-04 12:48:35 · update #2
THE ATHEIST SUPPOSEDLY DOESNT BELIEVE IN GOD AND THE CHRISTIAN SUPPOSEDLY BELIEVES IN GOD ( BUT DOESNT KNOW ( WHO OR WHAT ) GOD IS. I THINK THE CHINESE WOULD WIN !
2007-03-04 12:54:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the Christians! Our cross would come with missiles capable of launching hundreds of balistic projectiles per second! Plus, our loud voices through a computer controlled amplifier would send a high pitch frequency causing the Jedi Knights to lose concentration and all die from the balistic projectiles! Then we'd whack the ring leader with a metal Bible!
ask a stupid question, get an interesting answer.
2007-03-04 20:47:34 · answer #2 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bunch of fundies.
2007-03-04 20:46:18 · answer #3 · answered by azar_and_bath 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If only I had a lightsaber.
Unfortunately, the fundies have the most A-bombs.
2007-03-04 20:45:49 · answer #4 · answered by Bog-man 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As long as I get one of those really cool Darth Maul style double lightsabers.
2007-03-04 20:46:43 · answer #5 · answered by taa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The fundies... the force is strong with them!
Beware the dark side of the Athe-sith.
2007-03-04 20:58:53 · answer #6 · answered by Bill Mac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bog-man is right. the christians have all the WMD so therefore they would probably win any battle with weapons. But if it were a battle of wits? Atheists hands down.
2007-03-04 20:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who would win? The bookies, of course. By that I mean the ones taking bets, not those OTHER bookies, the Christians.
2007-03-04 20:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fundies. Your overconfidence is your weakness.
2007-03-04 20:46:14 · answer #9 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is this for the END GOAL?
Or is it for the short term?
Choose carefully?
2007-03-04 20:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by אידיאליסטי™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be nice young Padawan... lest Yoda should take his belt off...
2007-03-04 20:45:47 · answer #11 · answered by billthakat 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋