For me it was "In eternity will you be in smoking or non-smoking." Having to explain that to my kids pretty much ensured none of them ever wanted to be christians. Just how calloused it was.
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2007-03-04 12:36:22 · 14 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Come see what god has done!" Made me think of a young puppy having puppy accidents.
2007-03-04 12:41:42 · answer #1 · answered by Murazor 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My personal favorite:
"Get right, or get left."
Not callouse in the least, but it would require some explaining to the children. I think that's kind of the point... Yours was a good one too... Very literal context.
2007-03-04 12:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by azar_and_bath 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I see "God Answers Knee-Mail" a lot. I think it's only memorable because there like 50 churches on my way to work and at least a half dozen have that on their signs at any given time.
2007-03-04 12:40:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
maximum church outside signs and indications are lame. i have seen a lot of them, yet i actually do no longer save in ideas. i recognize Jesus inspite of the truth that. And the individuals who did those signs and indications do too. Christians are dorky human beings. Like, kinda humorous lame dorky.
2016-12-05 06:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First United Church Kelowna!
what do the first letters in each word spell out!
2007-03-04 13:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by nmp948 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorite was "Get on your knees for Jesus". I couldn't help but think of the sexual overtones since there was a sign for a strip club right behind it.
2007-03-04 12:39:02 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
none of them are memorable for me
"we will explain the parables and free you of your toils"
would be a good one!
2007-03-04 14:06:58 · answer #7 · answered by James 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"good bless the military" - it was on the sign in front of the goodwill store in my hometown - not a church, but it seemed ironic nonetheless
dont get me wrong; i admire those who fight for those who cannot fight for themselves (i have friends in the military)
2007-03-04 12:41:28 · answer #8 · answered by -skrowzdm- 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love the generator!
2007-03-04 18:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was one time a couple years ago when some pranksters changed whatever sign was up to "we don't think in your churches, so don't pray in our schools."
2007-03-04 12:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋