If you don't feel like thinking too hard about it just send in a few Lawyer jokes! Thanks!
2007-03-04 12:22:05 · 19 answers · asked by Vincent A 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Hi Angel
How's It going?
Did you see the smart answer from the Lawyer? Wow! That really hit home!
I wonder if he's a "liberal" lawyer?
Hey! Hey! People Lighten up!
Let's have the Funnies!
2007-03-04 13:39:41 · update #1
Hey David M
Like you,I'm just talking off the top of my head for amusement!
Hey, darchangel
You could be right,I'll check it.
Almost sure I'm right though.
2007-03-04 13:57:59 · update #2
ThyHey David M
Like you,I'm just talking off the top of my head for amusement!
Hey, darchangel
You could be right,I'll check it.
Almost sure I'm right though.
Hi there Thylawyer!
Isn't it common usage, in both English and American ,to say "Shakespeare said" or "Melville said"?
2007-03-04 14:06:43 · update #3
Sorry about the rubbish on screen.
My laptop's behaving like a Philadelphia Lawyer!
What about :"A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns."
2007-03-04 14:21:41 · update #4
"Laws are like cobwebs,which may catch small flies but let wasps and hornets break through."
2007-03-04 14:27:13 · update #5
Hey Thylawyer!
Why did you try to put me down in a smartass lawyer fashion,and then,give as your authority,a site that proved that I was correct?
Is this some lawyer trick that you guys use? .
2007-03-04 14:49:08 · update #6
Let's all start again!
"The First Thing We Do,Let's Kill All The Lawyers"
Said by William Shakespeare!
I think one of his characters also said it.But I admit that I am not absolutely certain.
2007-03-04 15:48:33 · update #7
I thought hanging wasn't right.
Too quick ! In the UK there is Legal Aid.
This works in a peculiar fashion.
If you are black, then Social Workers will fall over each other to give you money and fix you up with an expensive lawyer.
It is very easy to get a top lawyer because,being lawyers,they know how to milk the system.
They too, fall over themselves to soak up the Taxpayers' money.
A leading proponent of this practice is the Blair Witch.The wife of theBrit. Prime Minister.
He was a lawyer too, but he became a Socialist politician when he saw a racket that would give him power when Communism triumphed.
(Political Power is the one thing that attracts lawyers)
Gorbachev put an end to all this.
All the Communists and Socialists.
went into The Closet and came out with "liberal" credentials.
This is why "liberals",and the PC brigade invented this new Creed of "Sweetness and Light"
which is so vicious towards its opponents .
This is why lawyers are so attractedto
2007-03-04 21:23:29 · update #8
Hi,manforall!
will get back later.at the moment I am on with a guy who' s telling me how misunderstood Tony Soprano is.
Why don't you join in ?
He sounds like a lawyer!
Perhaps you can advise me(I got no money,nor does this request constitute a contract.In any shape or form)
What does anyone think of my other "Fascistic Rants"
Great Stuff this Internet!!!!!
Wow! Should have come on years ago!
2007-03-09 03:28:54 · update #9
You see charging towads you an angry:
TIGER.
LION.
LAWYER.
And you have only two bullets
In your gun.
Who do you shoot?
The LAWYER!
TWICE ............TO MAKE SURE!
2007-03-09 08:36:59 · update #10
hi noeustate
Heard the one abou good star
What the heck ? with lawyers I'll laugh twice!
2007-03-11 12:59:26 · update #11
Pub Sign swinging over door of "Lawyersl Arms" Pub.
On one side is painting of naked man.
On other side is painting of Hobo
Under naked man it says
"I went to Court and lost!"
Under Hobo it says:
"I went to Court and Won."
2007-03-11 13:14:06 · update #12
Hi Seattlleogre
Love your answer,love your avatar.
Never say JUST a common man!
Common man is what built your country.
Common man is the settler.
Common man is the pioneer
Common man is who built your country
Common man is who will keep your great Country:Great!
Never let anyone tell you different.
You and all those LIKE you.
are the people who are the
STRENGH of your Great Country.
NEVER let anyone tell you otherwise!
NEVER say you are JUST a Common man.
You and yours are the back-bone,and,
Will be the Saviours of America.
2007-03-11 17:35:38 · update #13
What have you got against Turkeys?
What about a Lawyer-shoot
Old Duchess in England with shot-gun pointed at Lawyers:
"Of course they're not as fast as foxes but"
"At least nobody protests"
2007-03-11 17:57:11 · update #14
Back to the "liberal"
Now. Go out and find an old -time Commie and will show you how to this do this dance that the Commies do.
If you are a real educated "liberal " who can "read"
Then pick up "1984" where the speaker at a Rally smoothly segues from one reality to another reality.
There is an English Deputy Prime Minister called John Prescott who refered to George Bush as "crap"
This went down very well with
American "liberal"
They condemned the words,of course but.... Hey guys ! Mud sticks.
I was on the Frog 'Net the other night and noticed that they all agreed.
So far ....so good!
Now ! (prepare for our little Segue!
He said that it was insulting!
This guy was a Musulmans.
Which is a black guy muslim!
Okey-Dokey!
Was the black guy right?
When he said it was insulting to blacks?
Have the "liberals" been insulting all those blacks? By tacitly (at least)
Where does John Prescott stand?
I won't tell you just yet why this guy objected.
Black=Right Ok?
2007-03-12 05:08:40 · update #15
lets kill the complicated law structure so that lawyers are not really needed.
2007-03-12 05:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by stunna3m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, because taken in its context within the play (King Henry VI), which was taking over a country, Shakespeare was saying that you cannot gain control over the masses without eliminating those who execute the laws that protect it. That would be the lawyers. It was a commentary on the role lawyers play in upholding a society, not an insult as it is popularly understood (misconstrued).
2007-03-04 16:38:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if I gave you some cash
The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight
You don't want to work, you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing
Get over it
Get over it
If you don't want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, Get over it
The Eagles from "When Hell Freezes Over"
-Dio
2007-03-04 12:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by diogenese19348 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course he was right, and if there is enough space against the wall, come on, bunch up chaps, lets get the Tax collectors in there too.
As for lawyer jokes. What do you call a car going off beachey head with 2 lawyers in it....half empty.
2007-03-09 01:59:30 · answer #4 · answered by manforallseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shakespeare didnt say that, but do you know the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog!
Do you know why there are so many lawyers in the US?
its because St Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland.
2007-03-04 12:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by michael q 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Ocean?
A good start!!
Very old joke but I still think it's funny.
We do love to hate them until we need them, and we always feel that they create the need for themselves, themselves.
I think this is because HoC has so many lawyers in it but produces such profoundly bad and unworkable legislation that benefits no one except those working the 'machine'.
2007-03-11 12:05:45 · answer #6 · answered by noeusuperstate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lawyers are like rhino's! Thick-skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
One definition of Total Waste is a bus load of lawyere going over a cliff with three empty seats.
2007-03-11 06:48:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wills was a man way ahead of his time, but much as the thought appeals I truly doubt he said that.
The Merchant of Venice plot hangs on Portia, a lady lawyer, nailing Shylock to the wall, and saving the day. " A pound of flesh but naught of ..........nor of blood " etc etc ( I can't remember all of the lines of the top of my aged head anymore ! )
Thus he obviously didn't think that they were all beyond redemption. I wonder what he would have made ( dramatically speaking ) of the O.J. trial ???
2007-03-04 13:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by cosmicvoyager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but he wouldn't be the only academic in history to have thought Lawyers and Solicitors were corrupt.
2007-03-04 13:02:27 · answer #9 · answered by Nosey parker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutly right.. and I even used to practice federal labor law..
I think it was HANG all the lawyers though...
Only good lawyer is a dead lawyer in my opine..
2007-03-04 12:28:14 · answer #10 · answered by darchangel_3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋