Packaging warnings
The following are all taken from packaging: we live in a frightening world
On a Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
And my absolute favourite
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
2007-03-04 11:47:43 · 23 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one's Tink.!!!
Superman with pantyhose,eat nuts ha ha.!!!
10/10.!!!
xxx
2007-03-04 17:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-03-04 18:33:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, you are right. we do live in a frightening world. "do not stop with hands or genitals"?!?!?!?!?!?!?! People are sure crazy. Better safe than sorry i guess. But seriously, who is going to stop a chainsaw with their hands, let alone genitals!?!?!?! Anyways, these were a complete riot! I nearly fell off my chair. People can be really clever (and stupid, for that matter).
2007-03-04 11:59:26 · answer #3 · answered by davidnvn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
magnificent. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a lady responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm promoting the most up-to-date innovation in vacuums, it really is the stunning little gadget I easily have considered in a lengthy time period," and with that, he proceeded to unload on her new carpet a mixture of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He suggested, "If this vacuum doesn't clean up that mess, i visit devour it!" She suggested, "do you want a fork?! we've not were given the skill on yet!"
2016-11-27 21:45:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they were funny I liked the marks and Spencer one the most.
2007-03-05 01:40:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I think they are hillarious! You'd be surprised how stupid people are, and what they try to sue because they haven't been warned about! There is some logic in it!
2007-03-04 11:56:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are pretty funny in a sad, sad sort of way. And I agree with your absolute favorite. I don't even want to know why they had to put that on there....
2007-03-04 11:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by gigagiggle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhh!! rolmao! so funny! that is histarical! i wish i could think of things like that!! so funny! do you have a comic strip or something?? i will be laughing the rest of the day!
thanx for making a bad day into a good one!
2007-03-04 12:02:42 · answer #8 · answered by chicago cub's bat bunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one tink lmao 10/10
2007-03-04 21:08:02 · answer #9 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny i like the last one to just wondered if it was a women or a man who thought them up!
2007-03-04 11:55:10 · answer #10 · answered by old-bag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋