wot do u think?

Question

What to do if stuck in an elevator
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
14. Swat at flies that don't exist.
15. Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
16. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
17. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
18. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
20. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
21. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on"

24. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
25. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
26. Hold an auction.
27. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
28. Great everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
29. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
30. Have a heated debate with yourself.
31. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
32. Drum on every available surface.
33. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
34. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
35. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same same for all of them.
36. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
37. Propose to the other passengers

Answer 1

Lol! Omg! Brilliant! Bravo! I was peeing I was laughing so hard! Omg wow wow wow!!!!!! You get a star for that one!

Answer 2

I've tried some of these ( I seriously have!!! At the mall, i got stuck in the elevator, so i pretended to talk to a bottle of coke)!!!!!

Answer 3

Funny but I dont see the point of putting this on an answer website

Answer 4

Oh my goodness! That's is soo funny! What's also funny is if you and someone else are in the bathroom and you say "Don't tell me what to do!!", like you're crazy!

Answer 5

Haha... I think it sounds like fun. I like No.5

Answer 6

I laughed so much. these are absoulutely hilarious!!!!! I just wish i had enough nerve to actually try some!!

Answer 7

Verry amusing, every single one of them were funny!

Answer 8

these are things to do in a working elevetor not when stuck in one

Answer 9

See,,,This is way I take the stairs!

Answer 10

I'm not thinking just laughing...lolzzzzzzzzzzzz