What's the most vulgar joke you know?

Answer 1

One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran into her parish priest. He congratulated her on the new offspring, then said: "But isn`t having nine babies a little much?"
"Well," she said, "I don`t know why I get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air."
"Yes," said the priest, "your legs."

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Weman are like the fridge, except the fridge doesn't scream when you take the meat out.
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woman and a baby came into the doctor`s office. She was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor. He examines the baby and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Breast fed." she says.
"Well, strip down to your waist." he orders.
She does. He presses both breasts, pinches them both, and then says, "No wonder this baby is hungry, you don`t have any milk."
"Naturally," she says, "I`m his aunt............. But I`m glad I came."

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A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too old-fashioned."
The man says, "But this is really special."
The agent says, "Okay, well what's the act?"
He replies, "Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the Star Spangled Banner while I take her roughly from behind. After a minute of this, my kids come out and begin to do the same, but my daughter's singing the original To Anacreon in Heaven lyrics while my son performs anal sex on her."
The agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, "Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song, my son and I switch partners. He turns my wife around and gives her a Dirty Sanchez before having her perform oral sex on him. When the song's over and we're both getting close, we all stop and lie down on the stage."
The man smiles fondly as he recalls, "This is the best part: our dog then comes out on the stage, and he's trained to lick each one of us to orgasm in turn. He just goes right down the line, looking as happy as can be! We all get up and take a bow."
He looks at the agent and says, "Well, that's the act. What do you think?"
The agent just sits in silence for a long time. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?"
"The Aristocrats!"



lol, i find these hilarious

Answer 2

Most Vulgar Jokes

Answer 3

If you don't understand a vulgar joke then it means your thoughts haven't grown so adult to understand it. That doesn't mean you don't understand every vulgar joke, it's just that you haven't seen/experienced that kind of vulgarity. You know it is vulgar because you know what the vulgar thing in it is, but haven't really seen or experienced it. Quite complicated answer? well, better you share and discuss the vulgar joke with your friends. that's an easy way to understand ;-)

Answer 4

Its an old old joke called "The Aristocrats"... i wont say it on here... but theres a documentary about it called "The Aristocrats" (not Aristocats) Look for it if you wanna know the meaning of vulgar joke. Its full of differant comedians and their version of the joke. My favorite version is Bob Sagat's version. Its VERY DISTURBING.

Answer 5

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?
A fridge doesnt fart when you pull out your meat hahaha ewwww.
A gay guys partner dies so he decides to get him cremated and made into a curry,when a friend asks why he wants to eat his beloved in the form of curry the gay guy replies "because i want to feel him dribble out of my as$ one last time"
Ewwww hows that for vulgar? lmao p.s dont hate,it was my gay friend that told me these and many more lol

Answer 6

The Aristocrats!

Answer 7

A pedophile and a young boy were walking though a dark forest. The boy grabs the pedo's hand and whimpers "I'm scared." The pedo looks down at him and scoffs "You're scared? I have to walk back alone."

Answer 8

knock knock?
whos there?
boo.
boo who?
dont cry, its only a knock knock joke...

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!

wats black, white, and 'red' all over?
a newspaper.

why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 '8' 9!

why did the guy throw butter out the window?
he wanted to see butter fly!

why did the guy throw his clock out the window?
he wanted to see time fly!

and theres more where that came from!

Answer 9

What's a good pickup line at a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?

How do you seat 4 gays on a bar stool?
Turn it upside down.

Answer 10

How do you seat 4 gays on a bar stool?
Turn it upside down.

How do you get them off?

Shake the stool.