I was just over at my friends house, and she gave me some chocolate candies to eat.
They tasted like normal chocolate, but after I ate a few she told me they were really laxative squares!
What should I do? What's gonna happen? I've never had this before??
2007-03-04 10:11:58 · 19 answers · asked by Steve 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
stay where there is a bathroom
2007-03-04 10:13:46 · answer #1 · answered by Trish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you only ate a few, grab a blanket cause you are sleeping on the toilet tonight. If you ate a lot, you better get to the hospital and hope they can pump some of it out, it will cause you to get dehydrated, and it will be quite painful. It can kill you.
A guy goes to the proctologist because of hemorrhoids. The doctor gives him a month's worth of suppositories and tells him to come back after he uses them up.
He gets home, opens the box, and is puzzled because he never saw a suppository before. He asks his wife how to take them, and apparently she never saw any either. She says, "I don't know, maybe you melt them in your coffee every morning."
A month goes by and he revisits the doctor. The doc asks, "How are you doing now?"
The guy answers, "Well, doc, I'll tell ya. Not only did those things taste bad - but for all the good they did me, I might as well have been shoving them up my rear end."
2007-03-04 10:18:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats an old joke. but it is ALWAYS FUNNY!!! be glad you're not at a party or something where you're at someone elses house, or in a hotel room. or somewhere else that is not a comfortable place to... well, you know. just dont stray far from the toilet and have some mountain money (hiker slang for toilet paper). and you'd know why they call it that if youve ever um, yea, with poison ivy or oak
2007-03-04 11:06:44 · answer #3 · answered by Stvn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slap that B***H! Don't eat anything for a while and stay by the bathroom unless, you took an over dose.In that case go the Dr. and Beat the exlax out of that b***H.
2007-03-04 10:38:49 · answer #4 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get rid of her as a friend - that's not funny. If you only took a few, you're going to be very uncomfortable - if you ate a lot, call a pharmacy and tell them how much you ate - they'll tell you what to do.
2007-03-04 10:16:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be in reach of the bathroom. And bring something with you. It's gonna be a while. Good luck tho!
2007-03-04 10:36:25 · answer #6 · answered by Miss §hopaholic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get to a bathroom as soon as possible. Then punch your friend in the gut! And go get a real friend!
2007-03-04 13:18:33 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old home cure is what they call BRAT food. Bananas, rice, apple sauce, and toast. And it would probably be a good idea to drink a lot of water.
2007-03-04 10:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by Max 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're gonna get diarrhea pretty badly but dont worry, it wont last forever. Basically its gonna clean your system out.
2007-03-04 10:15:07 · answer #9 · answered by mommyjessp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a new friend and like everyone else has been saying stay on the toilet.
2007-03-04 10:14:51 · answer #10 · answered by Lichelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stick close to the bathroom.
2007-03-04 11:23:13 · answer #11 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋