A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver.
> The little kid starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd
> be a little bull."
> The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continued with, < BR>> "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little
> elephant."
> The kid went on with several animals until the bus driver got angry and
> yelled at the kid,
> "What if your dad was a serial killer and your mom was a prostitute?!"
> The kid smiled and said, "Then I would be a bus driver!"
2007-03-04 09:45:19 · 8 answers · asked by angelheart 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha very funny. not hilarious but i laughed out loud.
2007-03-04 09:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by ily[; 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm I didnt really like it, the bus drivers parents are a killer and prostitute?
2007-03-04 18:01:02 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Interpreted 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ouch! how many times did the bus stop?
2007-03-04 18:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't really get how it was a bus driver but still funny!
2007-03-04 17:49:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-03-04 17:56:17 · answer #5 · answered by Semper Fidelis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-03-04 18:14:13 · answer #6 · answered by ~**Tay Tay**~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!!
2007-03-04 17:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by strawberry fields 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burn!
2007-03-04 18:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋