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\but he`s not caus i`m elvis,and he has got me all shook up,i said,man, don`t, don`t be cruel, you`re the devil in disguise, baby, i asked him to treat me nice,but he`s trouble, i feel so bad,i can`t sleep, its always on my mind, im feeling lonesome tonight,my wife the psychiatric nurse said to me, you left the building long ago! what did she mean? she`s a hard headed woman,and my little girl said,don`t cry daddy,caus she cought me crying in the chapel, its just to much,but that`s all right, thank you very much

2007-03-04 09:41:25 · 13 answers · asked by olly 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Hi Elvis.!!!

2007-03-04 20:10:00 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

Robbie, you're never gonna be Elvis, even that shat band you left in the lurch hate you, I thought it was lights out at 9pm in rehab? Go rest son, and beat back those demons. By the way, did like you in milenium vid, you made my trouser snake stir.

2007-03-04 09:45:51 · answer #2 · answered by veryitchycrack v 2 · 0 0

Get us a bag of chips while your down there next time will ya, and easy on the salt this time.

2007-03-04 09:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You've got toooooo much time on your hands I'm afraid to say

2007-03-04 22:20:42 · answer #4 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0 0

keep taking ur tablets as u drive me crazy from shankin stevens

2007-03-04 10:12:59 · answer #5 · answered by dd 4 · 0 0

Don't worry I'm sure your wife will change your medication and it will be better soon

2007-03-05 00:53:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I wish my dad would stop wearing that outfit!its embarrassing

2007-03-04 09:47:43 · answer #7 · answered by lees 5 · 0 0

how can u b elvis wen ur olly?

2007-03-05 19:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by Charlie D 2 · 0 0

so elvis is living with you

2007-03-04 10:39:51 · answer #9 · answered by Kevin 2 · 0 0

Seems to me, you think YOU are Elvis!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-04 09:47:04 · answer #10 · answered by Linda W 3 · 0 0

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