a guy is sittin at a bar. he's really wasted when all of a sudden he notices a jar of money on the top shelf. he calls the bartender over and asks, "hey, whass up with that money?" the bartender replies " that dough is waiting for the bravest man alive to win it." the man says "hell, i'm brave, whaddo i godda do?"
the bartender points to a sign that reads:
1. kill the rat in the back room.
2. pull one molar each from the two rottweilers in the yard.
3. screw 500 lb. bertha for an hour.
"i can do that!!!" the drunk proclaims. as the bartender shakes his head, the man stumbles off his stool and heads for the back room. several minutes later, he emerges covered in blood and fur. "one down, two to go!" he yells. he then goes outside and locks the gate behind him. after several more minutes of screaming and snarling, the man crawls through the door, torn to shreds and missing a few fingers. "okay, now where's the fat lady who needs some teeth pulled?"
2007-03-04 09:38:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
by the way, i didn't make this joke up. pricks.
2007-03-04 11:54:00 · update #1
that joke never gets old, good one
2007-03-04 10:23:03 · answer #1 · answered by dcstang97 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's Nasty you freak. Learn some better jokes.
2007-03-04 17:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by SamiJo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty but okay. 8/10.
2007-03-04 21:15:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be a true story.
2007-03-04 17:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, sounds like something my friends would do.
2007-03-04 18:04:31 · answer #5 · answered by hadouken 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww.... thats nasty and twisted, youre sick
2007-03-04 17:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by fire.kisser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was dumb.
2007-03-04 17:43:20 · answer #7 · answered by mypassions4life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh............
2007-03-04 17:41:57 · answer #8 · answered by strawberry fields 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋