Love Juice
Little Johnny was watching TV in his room one night & decided to go & ask his mum & dad about something he'd just heard.
He goes downstairs & asks them "What's Love Juice?"
Dad is horrified & after looking at mum who's also gob smacked proceeds to give little Johnny the dreaded explanation.
Johnny sits there with his mouth wide open in amazement.
Dad finishes the talk & asks "So what is it you've been watching that you shouldn't he?"
Johnny replies
"Wimbledon."
2007-03-04 09:32:35 · 38 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Tink.!!!
10/10.!!!
Love juice that's good.!!!
xxx
2007-03-04 17:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
I live in Wimbledon so I'm going to remember that one every year!
The other one I like is:
Q Why did Mcenroe wear a headband?
A To hide the circumcision marks!
2007-03-11 23:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by margaret w 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good Tink, was it one you were told and remembered or did you pilfer it from a website? I'd like to know where you get your jokes.
I heard this yesterday a chap was comparing his date to a biplane, she had a great cocpit, skin smooth as canvas but her flaps did'nt work. True, and I managed to remember it!
2007-03-12 03:15:26 · answer #3 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!
2007-03-08 14:36:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HI,Tink.
Like it!
Little girl says "Mummy what do they call it when two people are in bed,and one gets on top of the other?"
Mummy says
*Ask your Daddy when he gets in"
Daddy comes in later and tells her to ask Teacher.
Little girl comes home from school day after
And says:
"I asked Teacher but she said she was too busy to reply"
But little Johnny who sits next to me said come round to our house and I'll show you."
Mummy was horrified and said "what happened?
What happened?"
"Well," said the the little girl:
"He took me by the hand and led me up the stairs. He took me to the bedroom and he said this is what people mean when they get on top of each other in bed"
"What happened? What happened?"
Said mummy
"Well"
said the little girl,"he took me into his bedroom
and showed me his
Bunk Beds.
2007-03-04 10:32:08 · answer #5 · answered by Vincent A 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow Tink, what a brilliant Punch line. Saving that one.
2007-03-08 22:44:16 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a minute but I got it ha ha ha x
2007-03-08 10:39:08 · answer #7 · answered by pixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad girl but not up to your usaul standard lay off the brandy
2007-03-04 15:10:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the stupidest joke ive ever heard
2007-03-11 12:50:59 · answer #9 · answered by Pudge 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yore hill air e us!
(spell chequer ewe till iced)
2007-03-04 09:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋