A blonde goes riding
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
2007-03-04 08:31:38 · 42 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Tink.!!!
10/10.!!!
Don't fall off the Horse Tink ha ha.!!!
xxx
2007-03-04 23:16:03 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moral of the story?
A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….
And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!
2007-03-10 02:46:09 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me by surprise. For a minute I thought it was going to be corny but you fooled me good joke lol lol funny and you get a star.Im glad Im not a blonde.
2007-03-04 08:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by Afrolicious35 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor blondes.
2007-03-04 08:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best.
2007-03-10 01:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was great- I honestly didn't see that coming - and i'm not blonde either so don't go there
2007-03-04 08:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by Norma S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better ending than "Bobby plugs the horse"!!!
2007-03-04 08:55:11 · answer #7 · answered by 24Fan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats a really good one, i can jus imagine a blonde doing that.
thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!
2007-03-04 08:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by Peanut butter Jelly Time!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now come on tell the truth you are blonde really
2007-03-04 15:14:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Dumb blonde! 10/10! LOL!
2007-03-04 08:35:38 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋