Is my car gay?

Question

Well I had to buy another car this week. My poor ole Chevy truck finally gave up and I had to put her down and give her a funeral (see my 360 blog for THAT story). So I ended up buying a sort of slime green 1995 Plymouth Neon. I only paid $1400.00 for it and its a little rough but I thought it was a good buy because It has a CD player and runs. Now all my friends are laughing at me and saying Im gay or a woman. Why? Is this a chick car? I bought a can of red spray paint and popped off my wheel covers and painted my wheels red then climbed under and sawed off the muffler. I though maybe I could tape off the hood and spray some big red racing stripes too. Anything to make it look and sound more like a guy car. Any suggestions? Keep in mind I dont want to spend much money (none if I can help it). My ex brother inlaw suggested I spray paint a giant skull and cross bones on the hood. I dont know if he was just kidding though. Dang -- I knew I should have bought another truck.

Oh, Lord -- what have I done? Why is life so cruel to me? If yall read my story on my 360 then you all know I'm really a good guy trying to do the right thing but life always seems to bite me in the butt. I guess I got what I deserve because I actually saw this car for sale in a front yard while I was walking to the gas station to buy cigarettes and I was real tired and cold so me and the fella selling the car took it for a test drive and I just stopped at the bank and drew out the money and bought it on the spot -- all so I wouldn't have to dang walk home. Now Im the joke of my neighborhood. Do you think anyone else out there has problems like I do?

Answer 1

obviously another one that didnt get the memo about the plymouth neon....we have a very serious problem here without a very good solution base...what youve done is gone into the dark zone, and to make it worse u made the trek willingly..within months all ur guy friends will have abandoned you, and as im sure your already aware of, the girls have long since abandoned your ship.but hey, you will get used to the loneliness after awhile..so whats left?...bout the only thing left is move to a big city, live in the gay district and open up cute decorator shop or sell real estate..let me just offer my condolences and hope that CD player puts out some killer sounds~~~the bottom line is this, no matter how or what u do to trick it out--its still always gonna be a NEON!!!
may God have mercy on your soul~

Answer 2

this is what i'd do if i was on a very small budget> i would of also yanked the hubcaps off. depending on local laws, you can put a piece of tint on your top of your windshield about 6 inches down. i'd paint it either black, primer black, or primer grey. it'll make it look like it is under construction. i'd put atleast a small glasspack or something in place of what you cut off the exhaust. it'll sound decent with a 5-speed. also, you can make some pretty trick lunar or masked looking headlights with the stock headlamps and turnsignals. then take the same color you painted the car with and paint you lights. not too much though or cops will mess with you. maybe a couple lights where the windshield wiper spray nozzels are. definately tinted windows. you can do to terribly much with a neon to make it look dudish. only way is too just take that 1400 dollar deal of yours and put about 2grand in her. then she won't look so girly.. oh and you could throw in there anything made by KandN to give it a throaty sound and a couple horses. well, hopefully i gave you a few ideas.

Answer 3

An old timer neighbor bought a purple Neon.

He bought Saab decals and replaced the original names.

I can't help but laugh at the thought of that Neon/Saab fooling even a real blonde.

Answer 4

It depends. Some cars tend to be more homosexual than others. A Toyota Prius has a 10% chance to be gay while anything Ford related has a 90% chance. It's really just the luck of the draw. Seeing that you are an insecure Indian boy who has to make a yahoo thread about whether his car is gay or not, I'd safely assume the answer is probably yes.

Answer 5

To decrease gayness you must spray paint large breast on the hood and add stickers by: Flowmasters, NRA Supporters, Metallica and Calvin peeing on Hobbs .

Answer 6

You could try putting a spoiler on the trunk. That gets respect from people who think that 4-cylinder cars need spoilers. But I will still laugh at you.

Answer 7

LOL I think Ive Only seen three cars in my entire llife that color. And dude my sister owns one. Sorry you bought a chick car. But you got it for a good price. Be proud :)

Answer 8

Put some kickass mud slingers on it. Also a shotgun rack in the back window helps.

Answer 9

Just keep in mind that you still look better than any Scion on the road

Answer 10

know what's funny? i'm pretty sure i've seen you driving that thing, and i've never laughed harder in my life. so thank you for that. i can't really say it's not gay without making myself a liar, so yeah, it's gay. but do yourself a favor and paint it black. make it manly and you might feel better about your manhood.