Little Johnny came home from school one day.
"Little Johnny, how was your field trip?" says Mom. "It was great!" replies Johnny. "All the little boys showed each other their balls. First we had to wash our balls. Then the lady in charge told us to put our balls into her hole. There were tons of them! Everyone did it. We just kept putting one into another after another. Every time we did it though, we had to wash our balls. Then the lady dried our balls clean."
"Johnny, maybe I should talk to your teacher about this lady! What has been going on?"
Little Johnny replies, "No mommy the lady owned a golf course!"
2007-03-04
08:07:38
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