I hear a clucking sound late at night but there is nothing there. Its scaring the hell out of me. I think it might be a poultry - giest!
2007-03-04 08:07:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aye, It reminds me o' that aule scottish Hen-ted story, the one bout the chicken who had a wee bit o' bad luck crossing the road one night.
They say that in the still o' the night when the moon is full, you can actually hear the sound o' the laying o' the last egg . The wee chicken never even seen the motorbike but it knew, it was a scrambler.
2007-03-04 09:11:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes many times. But the weirdest feeling is being haunted by a cow.
Ive just found out my house used to be an old cow shed (I can assure you it looks nothing like one now) sometimes at night I get up for a glass of water and notice that its a full mooo-ooon and it scares me a little. Then when I wake up every mooo-ning, I feel something staring at me and can smell cow poo. What do yer think?
Anyway, moooo-ving on, I hope your poultry-geist problem clears up! - You could always mooo-ve house.
2007-03-04 08:26:01 · answer #2 · answered by missBambi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nopeee i'ved never had a chicken come back and haunting. but right now a damm dead fish is! he died last week because it tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the fish bowl and then i stepped on it. i guess he still had some unfinished bussiness with me. or he needed to tell me something really important because now i can smell fish where ever i go. its following me and sometimes i can still feel the squishyness of the fish between my fingers... and its creeping me out too! dammit
2007-03-04 08:18:31 · answer #3 · answered by {mish d!tsy [[&]]mi empty head} 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your lucky its only clucking, wait until it starts singing " do you feel like chicken tonight"
2007-03-04 08:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by ambertottie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 09:20:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, sure, I experienced the same thing last week after eating bad chicken from KFC....Where's the Colonel when you need him? That's really "fowl." LOL
2007-03-04 08:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so sad its funny! Mate of mine had a load of chickens and they all died through him being a complete numpty, chicken holocaust!
2007-03-04 08:12:41 · answer #7 · answered by Your Nuts! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe your gulity and the chicken wants revenge!
P.S. is this supposed to be funny or a joke?
2007-03-04 08:14:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hear the same noise at night, but i worked it out to be my wife quickly getting one off thinking i was asleep....crafty cow.
I think bernard matthews might as he killed quite a few to make his disgusting frozen crap. Think he next one to die of bird flu, hopefully.
2007-03-04 08:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by BUNGLE!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See the doctor
2007-03-04 08:15:58 · answer #10 · answered by New York 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋