A compliment...
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
He never heard the shot..
2007-03-04 07:59:23 · 27 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too old tink, your normally better than that.
2007-03-04 08:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard another version:
A 40 year old woman returned home from the doctors office visit, got nude and stood in front of the mirror.. Her husband was in the other adjacent room.....
She loudly stated "The doctor says I have the body of a 20 year old, firm plush, and wholesome!!!!!"
The husband said "Oh yeah, and what did he say about that old fat a** of yours??!!"
She came back with "Your name wasn't even mentioned"
2007-03-10 10:28:15 · answer #2 · answered by jc 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
helpful. a salesclerk knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a female responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm advertising the latest innovation in vacuums, it somewhat is the terrific little gadget I actual have seen in an prolonged time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not sparkling up that mess, i'm going to devour it!" She stated, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the capacity on yet!"
2016-10-17 06:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a girl I could get along with.10
2007-03-04 08:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent!
2007-03-11 03:38:56 · answer #5 · answered by Oh, Bama! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute
2007-03-09 13:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! Dumb husband!
2007-03-04 08:31:32 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its an old one but its a classic so who cares.
I actually know someone that would be stupid enough to say that but I didnt shoot. ( I just shampood the carpet) lol
2007-03-10 07:24:49 · answer #8 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like something my husband would say!
2007-03-04 08:02:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You take no notice to them Tink, I haven't heard it before I thought it was good.x
2007-03-08 10:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by pixie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I loved this joke, I'm gonna go tell my bf right now, specially the last part.
2007-03-05 03:28:54 · answer #11 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋