Monkey Business
A Guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes & eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see whatyour monkey just did?"
"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,"replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little bum. Sorry I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."
2007-03-04 07:39:15 · 18 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one Tink.!!!
10/10.!!!
Baby is hot tonight i see.!!!
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2007-03-04 23:37:14 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-03-04 07:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke !!! 300 points
2007-03-04 07:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - I enjoyed the suspense and the punch line
2007-03-04 07:44:53 · answer #4 · answered by Samantha C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny pmsl 10/10 x
2007-03-04 07:55:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disgustingly funny!
2007-03-04 07:45:29 · answer #6 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spot on. Best joke i've seen on here today
2007-03-04 07:53:59 · answer #7 · answered by 2bitnobody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe kinda funny but not halarious
2007-03-04 07:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by Miso 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke was posted here last week.
2007-03-04 08:26:21 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, that's funny.
2007-03-04 08:14:14 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Divine ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋