A family had 2 brothers who were never disciplined about their language. They would swear constantly. One day their mother asked them not to swear at Sunday dinner because the minister was coming over. (I'll use the word 'damn', you can put in what ever word you want).
So during dinner one of the kids finally slipped and said, "Could someone please pass me the 'damn' salt?"
Their father backhanded the kid right off of his chair and looked straight at his brother and asked, "And, just what do YOU want?"
The brother says, "Well, I sure don't want the 'damn' salt!"
2007-03-04
07:02:24
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