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A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

2007-03-04 06:36:43 · 18 answers · asked by Shirlie 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

times it's been on #35

2007-03-04 06:43:33 · answer #1 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0 3

that's good, but i've seen better blonde jokes.

a blonde was driving and saw another blonde sitting in the middle of a park in a rowboat with no water in sight. the first blonde stops and says, "It's blondes like you that give us a bad name!! I'd come over there and beat you up if i could swim!!"

2007-03-04 07:48:23 · answer #2 · answered by datopher64 2 · 1 2

Excellent. God i'm blonde and ive got two comic relieft noses following me

2007-03-04 07:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0 1

good 1 pmsl 10/10

2007-03-04 06:50:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

ROTFLMAO&PMS


two blond's were on a boat
when they get a mesage on the radio saying "change your corce"
they say "no you change yours"
after a 60 seconds of arguing the blonds get a mesage saying "you have to change your corce we are a light house"

2007-03-04 07:14:16 · answer #5 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0 2

quick. call 911. Need a lumberjack. ooooh. Is that how you get a lumber jack to come? HA!

2007-03-04 07:06:43 · answer #6 · answered by Me2 5 · 0 2

thats so funny and sad at the same time!! sad bc its something id probally do lol

2007-03-04 06:46:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes i like that one.

2007-03-04 07:07:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

i LOVE it 50000000000000000000000000/10 awesome

2007-03-04 07:00:32 · answer #9 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0 1

now that is a truly blond joke

2007-03-04 06:45:43 · answer #10 · answered by HILT 3 · 0 1

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