2007-03-04 06:28:36 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The classic answer: A bachelor comes home, sees what's in his refrigerator, and goes to bed. A married man comes home, sees what's in his bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
2007-03-04 08:15:26 · answer #1 · answered by Surely Funke 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Bachelor is not married
2007-03-04 06:31:24 · answer #2 · answered by Smurf 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A bachelor is free
2007-03-04 06:33:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the variety is a bachelor usually lives by myself and could date whom ever he needs. he's not tied right down to any commitments. A married guy has extra accountability, a spouse, and is predicted to be monogamous.
2016-12-18 15:12:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bachelor man stays single all his life and a married man stays married all his life (well some do anyway lol ).
2007-03-04 07:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bachelor is the male equivalent o.f a spinster, but the term "Confirmed bachelor" is a PC way of saying gay
2007-03-04 06:34:08 · answer #6 · answered by elvis_liveonstage 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the shows they watch on TV...the depth of the seat indentation on their coaches, the number of toiletries in their bathroom, the dullness of their shavers, the beer they drink, the clothes they wear, the "size" clothes they wear, their attention span, what's in their wallets, their willingness to "listen", the amount of time they spend at home, the cologne they wear (or don't wear), the time spent at their jobs, their cars, they're choice of music, the type of furniture they have, the curtains on their windows (or lack thereof), the amount of nose hairs and ear hairs they sport, whether of not "sports" is a spectator activity or participant activity, the type of bicycles in their driveways or garages, whether they choose to use condoms or not, the "type" of condoms they use (if they use them at all), the company they keep. the number of phone calls made to Mom every month, whether they get up to answer the phone of let the "machine" get it, whether they know the difference between a rose and an ironing board, the food they eat, the type or amount of food in their refrigerators, how "old" the food is in their refrigerator is, the way the laundry gets done (or not done), the books or magazines they read, the amount of sleep they get (or don't get), the way they argue or pretend to be deaf at opportunistic times, whether their socks have holes or even what color they are, or whether they even wear socks, and so on........get the idea?
2007-03-04 10:56:46 · answer #7 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Physically: The type, state and decor of living quarters!
Mentally: The type, state and decor of living quarters!
Emotionally: Different planets
Sexually: Different Universe
Financially: Who cares
Morally: Who cares now a days!
Socially: Different modes of attendance
2007-03-04 09:10:39 · answer #8 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bachelors die younger, but married men die a slow agonizing death...
didn't make that one up, heard it on 'Bob and Tom' show but can't remember who said it!
2007-03-04 07:03:02 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
bachelors can sit on yahoo answers all night with out been told to come and sit down and leave that bloody computer alone
2007-03-04 06:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by Ming the Merciless 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋