2007-03-04 05:47:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Assuming that god exists....the first six sigma project would be to revamp the bible or quran or book of mormon so that different interpretations would no longer be an issue. That way, with a probability of 3.4 in 1 million chances of misinterpretation, god will be sure to have the majority of the population understand his intent.
2007-03-04 05:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by CC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, how I hate those stupid management fads! Six Sigma, TQM, CMM.....F*ck them all up the @ss with a splintery flagpole.
From what I know about the Biblical god, I'm not surprised that he would inflict this kind of misery on his minions.
Well, I guess Six Sigma is better than the plagues of Egypt. But still....
2007-03-04 13:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by catrionn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'd say the exportation of televangelists to earth is going well, but Bible sales are down and...
Maybe God should first create himself, then let us handle the $$, and finally buy himslef a nice game of monopoly.
2007-03-04 13:51:38 · answer #3 · answered by Jedi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What in the world are you talking about?
2007-03-04 13:51:55 · answer #4 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another snide remark . hasn't this been done to death?
2007-03-04 13:54:13 · answer #5 · answered by swindled 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋