A distinguished woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead Father
2007-03-04 05:39:11 · 10 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats cute you know like a "d"
2007-03-04 05:44:46 · answer #1 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was wonderful.... I'll probably ask that kind of help from my priest also let me what he says
Hope he doesn't kick me off from the Church hahahahah !!!!!!!:)
2007-03-05 05:54:52 · answer #2 · answered by Raj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.........the question is did he really lie ? LOL.
It's a Classic. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-06 07:11:01 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I absolutely love it.
I'll share it with my friends!
Thank you thank you
2007-03-04 13:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-03-04 14:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now THAT'S a good one
2007-03-04 15:35:09 · answer #6 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh!Igetit!It's great!I'll share it with my friends.
2007-03-04 13:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by ~winkie= 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny :D
2007-03-04 13:55:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really gud.
2007-03-04 13:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, very funny! Thanks for sharing xx
2007-03-04 14:21:33 · answer #10 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋