I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
2007-03-04 05:36:11 · 7 answers · asked by mysweetest666 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Soooooo Funny! You deserve so much more than 10/10, but this is the best ! Thank you, I laughed till I cried, and read it several more time to do it again.
2007-03-04 07:16:13 · answer #1 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked what would make you laugh so hard that your tears would fall? and a girl said "Eighteen bottles" joke did.. And she's so damn right.. My tears fell.. Post more!
2007-03-05 05:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by Shadow Song 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just remember when the cop pulls you over, his name is officer, not ossifer.
2007-03-04 05:50:21 · answer #3 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao roflmfao thats sooo cute. do you have any more? if so post them soon!
2007-03-04 05:49:11 · answer #4 · answered by ashlee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
goodone!love it so cute!do me a favor,post some more!
2007-03-04 05:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by ~winkie= 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
gud 1. i like it.
2007-03-04 05:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're drunk! Remember don't drive!
That was good, thanks for sharing xx
2007-03-04 06:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋