WHY DID THE LEPRECHAUN WEAR 2 CONDOMS???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
"AH TO BE SURE ,.TO BE SURE he he he
2007-03-04 05:23:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Maybe to protect his green weenie.
2007-03-04 05:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-03-04 05:41:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-03-06 07:32:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about Irish Alzheimers?
You forget every thing except the grudges!
Whats the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?
There's one less drunk at the Funeral!
The Irish built the English Motorways.
They were supposed to go dead-straight
You can tell where there used to be a pub 'cos there's a bend in the Motorway!
Spaghetti Junction was built on
Paddy's Day.
Pat says to Mick:
Have youse heard? "The Irish are sendin' a man to the Sun!"
"Come off it" says Mick"He'd be burned to death"
"Not at all, at all!"
says Paddy.
"We're sending him at Night!"
2007-03-04 06:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by Vincent A 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How can you tell which soldier doing the mine-detecting is Irish??
He's the one walking backwards.
2007-03-04 05:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear about the two gay Irish guys Patrick FITZgerald and Gerald FITZpatrick?
2007-03-04 05:26:27 · answer #6 · answered by smartazz 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
from one irish lass to another thats pretty funny enjoy paddys day
2007-03-04 05:30:54 · answer #7 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'ts wee and allowed, apart from that, hilarious!!!
2007-03-04 05:41:50 · answer #8 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,
my Irish friend told me this one, i think i posted it before...
how was Irish Dancing invented?
to much whiskey and not enough toilets
2007-03-04 05:32:17 · answer #9 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he likes to double dip...
2007-03-08 04:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋