A farmer was sat at his kitchen table when he heard a knock on the door. He answered the door to a smartly dressed gentleman. I am from the insurance company, said the man, and I've come with a cheque for ten thousand pounds for the fire you had a couple of months ago. Thank you said the farmer, its very kind of you to deliver it in person instead of putting it in the post. No problem said the man, I was in the area anyway to take a cheque for fifteen thousand pounds to a farmer up the road who had a flood a few month ago. Oh said the farmer, how do you start one of them then?
2007-03-04 05:05:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i prefer dirty jokes though i must have a crude mind
2007-03-04 05:08:11 · answer #1 · answered by gemini_154 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny, yet i thought farmers were too poor for insurance, except a trusty shotgun.
2007-03-04 13:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by Topgear is my life! TG 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Clean jokes are rarely funny, but I find this very amusing!
2007-03-04 14:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by scamp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-03-04 13:24:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-Oh!! LOL. LOL.
Good One!
Have a great day!
2007-03-06 07:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-03-04 13:10:28 · answer #6 · answered by step b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lmao but.. ive heard funnier
2007-03-04 13:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by chitownzshawty 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2007-03-04 16:24:17 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-03-04 13:16:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny joke, at first i didnt understand it then i did and it was funny
2007-03-04 13:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by baby girl#1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋