A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “That driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
what do you think? a star??! :)
2007-03-04 05:03:39 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ DoodleDee 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2007-03-04 05:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by fizzents 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 stars
2007-03-04 05:27:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 09:07:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense, but I give it a 8 out of 10.
2007-03-04 05:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a banana in your pocket or food for your monkey?
2007-03-04 05:10:08 · answer #5 · answered by mustangldr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L! cute, i like the ugly people jokes! keep 'em comin.!
2007-03-04 05:35:25 · answer #6 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha I think it's so funny I'll tell it at the meeting. hahahaha
2007-03-04 12:11:58 · answer #7 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha its pretty funny... 3 stars
2007-03-04 05:08:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok not worth a star tho sorry :(
2007-03-07 12:01:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Made me laugh!
2007-03-04 05:32:16 · answer #10 · answered by dapperdoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha........I'll give you 5 stars...
2007-03-04 05:23:30 · answer #11 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋