The Bible says that Jesus is coming soon!
Soon is soon!
You better get ready before it's too late & you burn forever in the hell he made for evil people like you.
So, did you get saved yet? What are you waiting for? Don't be late!
2007-03-04 04:57:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
P.S. This time, I am really right!
2007-03-04 05:32:11 · update #1
are you being seriouse? you cant save people over the internet. stop trying to do God'sjob for Him and giving Christians a bad name plz. God is powerful enough to get people to become saved without ur help.
2007-03-04 05:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by Eryn v 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes, Soon. That was two thousand years ago. I guess they had a different definition of 'soon" That is probably why every generation since then think they are the last. They were all wrong. What makes you think you are right. What arrogence. By the way, I believe he also said some people alive then would still be alive to see his return. Where is the two-thousand year old guy still hanging out?
2007-03-04 13:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by Zarathustra 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Again!?
Man! Who'd He tell this time?
Don't tell me it was Hal Lindsey again.. Hal said that Jesus told him he'd be back in 1988! Very funny, HAL!
The Watchtower Society are the biggest pranksters what with their 9 Different DATES on the return of Jesus!
Here's the deal. Jesus tells these people that He's about to come back and then runs to a corner nearly splitting with laughter... Oh, I know it!
Jesus says, "Hey... You know I'm coming back, right? See those wars? and those rumors of wars? See all the crazy people and all those fulfilled prophesies!? GET READY!..."
Then he tiptoes overto the Father and whispers, "Guess what..."
THE FATHER: "What did you do thi......No! YOU DIDN"T!"
He looks at Jesus who is ROTFL!!!"
JESUS: "God! er, um , I mean ....whatever.... You should have seen the look on their face! ......priceless!"
THE FATHER:
"Hey Holy Ghost!!! Get a load of this! Jesus, play back that video..... so...so...Jeez, was this a JW? a MORM?, a Baptist.... what?"
JESUS: "No way... this time I picked a real Christian, he goes by the name, "rabidape" here, check out his youtube videos!"
2007-03-04 13:17:08 · answer #3 · answered by John Galt 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is really a bad witness. Sure the Lord is coming soon but do you have to write this stuff on Yahoo answers!! I think we can get people saved by our lives. If we live it the right way, people will ask us why we do what we do. Instead of going out and hounding people. I don't think that will do anything. It will just turn everybody off. That is why I hate tracts too.
2007-03-04 13:07:34 · answer #4 · answered by blazek35 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I've already been saved -- from superstitious nonsense that keeps people ignorant. I've been saved from wasting my life pretending that there is any such thing as "god." And I've been saved from hypocritical religious leaders who use their followers' ignorance to gain money and power. How was I saved? By intelligence, reason, logic, science. Yippee!
Oh, and you bible types have been predicting jesus would come "soon" for 2000 years now...it's never panned out. Your track record is horrible. This long-dead guy's "return" has been predicted literally millions of times by millions of people, and they've all been wrong. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me millions of times -- you've got to be kidding, people still believe such nonsense? :)
Peace.
2007-03-04 13:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like a salesman. But wait there's more! Get saved now and we'll throw in this free crucifix and "Jesus Loves Me" beach towel to the first 100 callers!
2007-03-04 13:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've been saved from religion. Now I see the world as it really is, and no longer have to live the lies taught by Christianity.
Now I'm able to think for myself, instead of letting a preacher think for me, and I no longer need bribes of heaven and threats of hell in order to be a good person.
Hurry up! You can be saved too, before those horrid Fundie Xians do something stupid and wreck this planet.
2007-03-04 13:04:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I am saved =] it is hard to preach online and out there where many people ahve given us Christians such a bad reputation. this guy told us a story of when he was in prison. He preached to this really tough guy and he kept on saying he wasn't ready. One day the Holy Spirit told him to preach to him one more time, so he did. He had the same answer, "i'm not ready." the next day he died in a fight with the others in the prison. We all have an opportunity to be saved. It all depends on us and if we are willing to take God's invitation. God Bless...
2007-03-04 13:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by lubelyme 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You sound like the crazy guy down on the street corner holding a sign bearing "The End Is Near"
2007-03-04 13:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by Ethernaut 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
From what? Hypocritical Christians that are trying to push their religion on everyone else? Sure. If you can stop posting things like you just did, then I'll consider myself saved from the insanity.
2007-03-04 13:12:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋