Whatever your religion, if you're afraid that you might be in trouble when your religion's Day of Judgment gets here, why not let me represent you?
I'll stand up and fight for the afterlife you want.
Don't face your god(s) alone: Tell them that you've got Samurai Jack on your side!
2007-03-04 04:37:26 · 10 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, I can help you with demons.
I'll slap 'em with a "cease and desist" as well as a restraining order.
2007-03-04 04:42:02 · update #1
Jack, Phoenix Wright has now posted a similar question. This is fun! Will you guys sue each other?
2007-03-04 05:11:52 · answer #1 · answered by KATYA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Thanks for the offer, but my religion doesn't have a Judgement Day or a vengeful as'shole of a god to contend with. Neat concept though, and well executed. I give you an 8.6. Please standby for the ratings from the rest of the panel.
2007-03-04 12:42:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny you should ask that, at this particular juncture -- I was just fixing to ask a very special question:
Will you carry my can and fight the fairies?
2007-03-04 12:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did he ever kill Aku? I really want to see the end of that series!
2007-03-04 12:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by Jedi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Hilarious!
2007-03-04 12:40:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
2007-03-04 12:41:39 · answer #6 · answered by MoPleasure4U 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD is not a battle for me but you can help me battle the evil people around me thanks
2007-03-04 12:43:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, thanks, but I plan on going to heaven, and I heard that all lawyers go to hell, so I don't think you'll be able to make it. :)
2007-03-04 12:39:54 · answer #8 · answered by BaseballGrrl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No THANKS - i have already mashed mine into flesh ice cream - the kids are lapping it up!!
2007-03-04 12:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well alrighty then!!!!!!!!
2007-03-04 12:41:43 · answer #10 · answered by tdcampbell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋