*My Daddy the Dancer*
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth; however, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the
other kids."
2007-03-04 04:37:06 · 22 answers · asked by uab_skinhead 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Stupid question because you heard it?
Or stupid question because it offended your politics?
2007-03-04 05:10:19 · update #1
HAHAHAHAH HAAHAA HAHA HA HA HA HAH HA hahhaahahah
ohhh.
Pretty funny. I've not heard it.
2007-03-04 05:28:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Well, I am a Democrat, and I find it funny. LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-06 07:27:08 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't even chuckle, and no I hadn't heard that before, wow someone who can gay bash, Dem bash, and woman bash all at once, must come from someone really enlightened.
2007-03-04 12:41:32 · answer #3 · answered by Stan S 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Boring.
2007-03-04 12:40:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope havent haave u heard this what did the egg say to the water?
what?
can u make me hard i just got laid last night lol
2007-03-04 12:40:19 · answer #5 · answered by ozkanjr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, no never heard of it but I have now. Have a nice day.
2007-03-04 12:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by ---Imperfect Disaster--- 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who ever came up with that is an idiot
that was not funny
2007-03-04 12:55:50 · answer #7 · answered by Christelle M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha...heard many different versions of this, but this version was probably the best so far
2007-03-04 12:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny/stupid
2007-03-04 12:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by Starshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.
2007-03-04 12:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋