Record Store Record?

Question

One day back in '76 my friend and I went to the grand opening of a Harmony House record store. My friend dared me to steal a record, so I stuck a 45 down my pants, and not wanting them to know went to the counter to buy 2 of those little plastic adapter things for 45's. The clerk,(who was a woman) looks down at me and asks, "Is that a record in your pants?"
I said,"I don't know about that, but I'm pretty proud of it!!!!!!!"

Answer 1

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!great joke.sounds like something my boyfriend would say. Thanks for the laugh.

Answer 2

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