How can I stop the Theory of Gravity and Theory of heliocentric solar system?

Question

These theories go contrary to the King James Version of the Bible.

What can I do?

yes, i am an atheist, this is obviously a joke

Answer 1

I find absurdist humor is the only proper response to obvious insanity, too ;)

Answer 2

Sorry Sean, but EINSTEIN say bricks can fall upwards in a realtvistic situation.

Let's take an elevator that PUSHES downwards FASTER than gravity. Drop a brick as the car starts and the BRICK falls at the speed of gravity but the CAR falls faster than gravity, hence the BRICK slows and moves upwards back to your hand.

You forget the main thing.

IF there is a God (that was for YOUR benefit, not mine), GOD is a whiz at Physics and Engineering.

GOD designed and made EVERYTHING with a big bang. That takes some doing.

And GOD did it a long time ago.

SO, if there IS a God (again, for your benefit not mine) don't you REALIZE GOD knows more about the laws of Physics than anyone else in the world!

GOD may have created these rules or laws.

They MAY NOT APPLY in God's universe.

Newton's law APPLY IN OUR UNIVERSE, but EINSTEIN has postulated and it has been PROVEN to a degree that NEWTON'S LAWS changed near the speed of light.

So whose is to say God's RELATAVISTIC universe has nothing to do with the rules and laws of our universe.

God, IF THE BIBLE is correct (again, for your benefit not mine), is capable of transmuting between CORPORIAL or PHYSICAL and SPIRIT.

GOD can WALK with Adam in Eden, but GOD can be a burning bush and GOD can be everywhere at the same time.

Now, that's a HEAVY universe to be in and if WE DO similar things in the future like FOLD SPACE we might be able to do some slightly similar things and SCIENCE says this is possible.

Funny, YOU don't have witty things to say about SCIENCE when it TALKS OF FOLDING SPACE, when it talks of SPACE being the size of an atom one second and expending outwards at the speed of light the next second.

ALL OF THAT SEEMS RATIONAL TO YOU, but to most it's sci fi fantasy.

Worm holes.

You believe in them!

Stephen Hawking does. So did Einstein.

Alice through the looking glass, you step through and event horizon and your are magically standing somehwere in Andromeda a second later.

And you say WE ARE WEIRD for believing in Noah's ARK!

Give me a break!

You can step across a trillion miles in a second but no Ark can hold two of everything for 40 days.

And we're WEIRD!

Come on now, GROW UP.

If GOD can't exist, then WORM HOLES can't exist.

They are BOTH too fantastic for reality!

Now, GO TELL YOUR 5 year old about WORM HOLES and how the GREAT UNIVERSITY THINKERS Albert Einstein and Stephen HAwking say they exist.

And that you can move across the UNIVERSE in a single footstep through that event horizion, JUST LIKE they did in STARGATE!

EVERYONE has their own Fairy Tales in this world!

Answer 3

Perhaps working on accepting others for who they are
with their own beliefs would be a good place for you to begin.

Answer 4

Accept that the bible is about faith, not science. If you want to believe in jesus, feel free, but don't expect the world to bend to your religion.

Answer 5

Beats me

Answer 6

Um, thanks, we don't need another Fabyolla here.
1. You can't do anything.
2. They don't.
3. From what I've seen of your questions, you don't even believe in that stuff.

Answer 7

Starty flying.

Answer 8

Let's kill Galileo! That should do away with it for a few years...

Ignacio

Answer 9

what do you expect that is a fairy tale not science

Answer 10

um, you'll have to give some verses.