Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ........pick d phone idiot
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change
it to
exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in
love
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
2007-03-04 04:18:51 · 14 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26
sir....
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the
class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide
2007-03-04 04:19:08 · update #1
hehehhahaha,...this is really funny..thx for the laugh
2007-03-04 04:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by Sara *Life is so unlike theory* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Mary fall out of the tree? She were given hit via a refrigerator What has 4 legs, is eco-friendly and if it fell on you it would kill you? A pool table What does D.N.A. stand for? nationwide Dyslexic association what's the first element out of sex contained in the bible? Mary using the donkey what's the first element out of football contained in the bible? Jesus going up for the go 2 cows status in a field. One says to the different, 'are you fearful about mad cow affliction?'. the different one replies,'no, i'm a horse'. If large elephants have large trunks, do small elephants have suitcases? On a crowded bus, one guy stated that yet another guy had his eyes closed.'what's the count number? Are you ill?' he requested.'No, i'm ok. this is merely that I hate to work out previous women status.' instructor: Did you father help your along with your homework? pupil: No, he did all of it via himself.
2016-11-27 20:52:10 · answer #2 · answered by capallia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the brain/love one is very funny.
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2007-03-04 04:29:28 · answer #3 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there ok. The very last one was funny
2007-03-04 04:52:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMFAO! i get most of them(well cos i just like turned eleven on the 25 of feb) but still.....HA! keep em comin, man. keep em comin. take it EXTREME, man. till i p1$$ my pants.
2007-03-04 05:11:08 · answer #5 · answered by hgckujhvjyrdnvjhtfhgchtfcjhgcvjg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked them\
Thanks
2007-03-04 05:01:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the rest were ok, but the last one was great.
2007-03-04 05:58:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh they r ok
2007-03-04 04:22:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.LOL
i realy liked the last one
2007-03-04 05:02:21 · answer #9 · answered by Christelle M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good!! 8/10
2007-03-04 04:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋