englishman, irish man, scotsman.?

Question

englishman, irishman and a scotsman all work at a quarry. At lunch,Paddy, the irish man opens his sanwich and says '' ham again, ive been married for 25 years and i always get ham sandwiches for lunch, if it happens tommorrow, im gonna jump into the quarry.Jim, the scotsman man opens his sandwich and says ''chicken, i hate chicken. ive been married for 35 years and every day its chicken, if it happens tommorrow, im gonna jump into the quarry.Bill, the english man opens his sandwich and says ''every day i get spam, i hate spam and if i get it tommorrow im gonna jump in the quarry. so the next day the irish man gets ham, so he goes over to the quarry and says ''goodbye cruel world'' and jumps in. the scotman see's that he again has chicken and does the same. the english man opens his sandwich and sees that it full of spam he bursts into tears and jumps in to the quarry. seeing this, a coworker shakes his head and says ''what a waste of life, but i though bill always made his own lunch!!!

Answer 1

Haha............made me laugh........thanks

Answer 2

i be attentive to one. An english guy and an irishman have been informed that as they slid edown the slide the slide they are in a position to land in it ( what they say) so the english guy sldies down the slide and shouts, 'gold' and lands in a pot of gold, the scotish guy says 'silver' and landed in a pot of silver however the irishman stated 'wee' and landed in a pot of wee. Thats pathetic that one, ive have been given yet another one. there replaced into an english guy an scotish guy and an irish guy and htey all took a automobile too the wasteland. besides the undeniable fact that the automobile broke down adn there replaced into no person accessible and there replaced into no city. They besides the undeniable fact that (for some reason) ought to basically take one merchandise with them with a view to discover help. The english guy took water, with a view to maintain hydrated, the scotishman took nutrition, so he doesnt get hungry, besides the undeniable fact that the irishman took the cara door. As they the place walking alongside the wasteland sand the englishman stated to the irishman, 'why did you're taking a door?', and the irishmans stated 'so i will wind my window down as quickly as I get warm'. Ha! sturdy question xx

Answer 3

Ive Heard It Before But It Really Good, Just A Have Tell Tell It Kinda Better :S

Dudette xx

Answer 4

its good but a bit frank carson ish. You want funny? Theres two raving junkies banging up smack in a dingy public toilet. One says" this is well good st, this is well good st, this is well. The other bag head looks up and says" Ear, george i think ya needles stuck.

Answer 5

good 1 pmsl 10/10

Answer 6

Funny but its an old 1.Still made me laugh.

Answer 7

Four guys in a plane.
English,American ,German, and Mexican
Pilot anounces:
"Engines are failing.If we don't lose a lot of weight then we all die!
Englishman says:
"Remember thosel who died at Waterloo"
And jumps out the plane:
German says:
"Remember those who died at Stalingrad"
And jumps out the plane.
Yank says:
"Remember those who died at the Alamo"

And throws the Mexican out the plane!

Paddy's landlady says "Would you like some nice Tongue sandwiches to take to work?"
Paddy says:
"I'm not having disgusting stuff that's come out of an animal's mouth"

Give us some Boiled Eggs!

American says to Paddy:
"Hey Bud,what are those Yellow lines in the road?"
Paddy says:"Well sir."
"One single line means:no Parking at all"
"And two means:No Parking At all,At all."

Answer 8

Lol, thats quite funny actually!

Answer 9

Hehe that was good lmao

Answer 10

your jokes about 50 years old..........boring