An old man walks into a doctor's office and demanded the quack have a look at his d£ck.
"Why, what's wrong with it?" the doc asked.
"I'll show you", the oldie yelled, and dropped his trousers. His d£ck was the size of a jellybean, and the doctor couldn't help himself. He burst out laughing.
"It's nothing to laugh at," complained the old man, close to tears.
"It's been swollen like that for the last three days!"
2007-03-04 04:13:40 · 33 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Tink.!!!
10/10.!!!jellybean mmm
xxx
2007-03-04 23:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not very nice, is it? I'm getting old and I have a lot of wonderful memories. I say memories and can sympathise with the old guy because I know the feeling, I look down and wonder if I have changed sex.
What life going to be like when the mind goes, and the memories fade?
Life can be so cruel.!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-04 08:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by Derek D 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As usual Tink your the best, loved it lol lol xx
2007-03-10 09:28:42 · answer #3 · answered by pixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol 10/10
2007-03-04 04:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Rude but not offensive. Right up my ally!
2007-03-04 06:04:36 · answer #5 · answered by scamp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tink that was awesome! I am in tears from this one! LOL!
2007-03-10 14:38:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Probably was the size of a raisin before!!!
2007-03-04 04:33:45 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This was a great one!
Definitely
2007-03-11 04:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by styles4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh you medical records are private who said you could look at mine then 10/10
2007-03-04 15:33:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yep gave me a smile nice one
2007-03-04 04:21:40 · answer #10 · answered by DAVID C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋