2007-03-04 03:53:24 · 6 answers · asked by Contemplative Monkey 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because metaphors/Satan are far better ways of raising money. Anyways, he used to, but then he got pissed and flooded/plagued/slaughtered us. Repeatedly. So he left to create the Star Wars universe. You guessed it...the second coming of Lucas will signal the end of the world.
2007-03-04 03:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by Jedi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you stick your head in a full, ten-gallon bucket of water and take twenty deep breaths. It might help you to ask intelligent, straight-forward questions.
2007-03-04 12:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by 4everamusedw/humanity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God always kept it simple...It's just that PEOPLE get a hold of it and screw it all up...But if I were the Devil that's exactly how I would keep things running.
2007-03-04 11:58:44 · answer #3 · answered by Jefferson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because if He did people like you couldn't handle it.
2007-03-04 11:58:08 · answer #4 · answered by swindled 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm, yer, he kinda does, people just dont get it. lol
2007-03-04 11:55:34 · answer #5 · answered by Eryn v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah really! then maybe he'll have more followers-uh sheep....lol
2007-03-04 11:58:29 · answer #6 · answered by tandypants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋