and dont want to sound corny sayin stuff like 'dad burn it.' my friend once said 'swear to bob' and i thought that was kinda funny.
2007-03-04 03:46:48 · 31 answers · asked by Janefähr Marie 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Great googly moogly... Frig... Twinkies... poop... rats-in-frats... farfignewton... Sweet Jesus!!
2007-03-04 03:58:54 · answer #1 · answered by Renoirs_Dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone of my employees and Chef's Assistants knows that "Oh, Wow" is code for the most attrocious string of swearing known to mankind. In three languages. It has made the owner of at least one restaurant I cooked at flee the premises. Guess he knew where we kept the knives, eh? Right back near the very, very upset chef.
~Morg~
Who has also been known to bang her spatula on pots and pans and call it 'musical experimentation'. Better than hitting someone.
2007-03-04 11:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by morgorond 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I use to be a cocktail waitress who swore like a trucker and now i work in an office environment the change has left me covering my mouth lots. I use the word goodness to replace everything, well I'm trying anyways.
2007-03-07 14:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by tarakootenay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is this lady at work that mouths the word vaccum. She said it looks like your saying F you but your not. I've tried it in some stressfull situations saying it to myself and it kinda works. She and I have a little laugh every time we see each other.
2007-03-04 22:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by IamwhatIam♥♥♥♥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't curse at all. Its very easy to train yourself to not use swear words. They are just added words to your sentence. If you write down your sentence with the swear words and then cross them out and them practice saying them with out the swear words you will eventually see that they are added extra descriptive words that you never needed to say.
2007-03-04 21:54:56 · answer #5 · answered by jrealitytv 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like the joke about the soputhern belle who went to finishing school
She learned to say "That is so nice!" when what she really want to say is Who gives a F***!
That way you sound like a wonderful person all the time!
2007-03-04 14:20:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I use a greek word so no one around here knows what it means and can say it ......just be sure no greek is around lol....but I say "oh malaka" actually there its calling someone something bad but over here in states can use it rather than swear in english
2007-03-04 12:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by Gypsygrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a nasty habit of saying son of a *specific word*, which, due to my line of work, is completely unacceptable, so I have now switched to "stinky monkey" when I need to say something but can't say the bad one. I realize it's a cheesy phrase, but it beats the heck out of the full work.
2007-03-04 13:50:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good friend of mine is under orders from her Master to not curse. Once when we were in scene, I ripped off a zipper and she screamed "BANANA'S". The whole dungeon broke into laughter and she stopped the whole night. Hilarious.
2007-03-04 11:53:40 · answer #9 · answered by tjnstlouismo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Holy Smokes, Fudge Monkeys, Cripes,
Freaking _____(fill in the blank) Example - your dog peed on the sofa..."freaking dog"
2007-03-04 12:24:47 · answer #10 · answered by Willow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked with a lady that always said "good cow". It made me laugh everytime that I heard it.
2007-03-04 11:54:44 · answer #11 · answered by deb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋