A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you." The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and said with trepidation, "Well what did you name them?" The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise." The husband, relieved, said, "That's a very pretty name! What did you come up with for my son?" The brother replied, "Denephew."
2007-03-04 03:33:16 · 51 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Tink your just the funniest lol lol lol lol
2007-03-08 22:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by pixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
marvelous. a salesclerk knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman replied the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm promoting the latest innovation in vacuums, that is the properly desirable little gadget I particularly have seen in a lengthy time period," and with that, he proceeded to dump on her new carpet a blend of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum would not clean up that mess, i visit eat it!" She stated, "do you want a fork?! we've not were given the flexibility on yet!"
2016-12-05 05:41:08 · answer #2 · answered by winkles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-03-04 04:03:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, the brother should say:" I called your daughter Niece, and your son Nephew!"
2007-03-08 16:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont give up your day job,................I WILL TELL YOU A FUNNY JOKE.........read on ....... this is funny.............................. A man went hunting in the woods for deer, he took three guns with him in the back of his jeep, a sniper rifle, a pump action shotgun and an elephant gun, while walking in the forest with his sniper rifle he saw a bear in the clearing, now any hunter will always try to take out something big with some thing little, so he thought one shot in the head the bear will go over and i get me a nice bear rug, he took aim hit the bear in the head and the bear fell to the ground, when he run to the clearing the bear had disappeared, next thing he felt a tap on his shoulder,turning around he saw a 28 foot grissly bear standing behind him, the bear said " are you an idiot or what, 28 ft of bear, tiny little gun what chance you got , he said to him " you have a choice , either i rip your head off or you drop your trousers and i will give you one and let you go " the man said " oh turn it in mate, what choice have i got ", so the bear gave him a right good going over, as the man limped back to his jeep he thought i'll get my pump action hit that bear in the chest 8 times and hes mine, so same thing happened he shot the bear ran to the clearing the bear had gone, tap on the shoulder, turn around 28 ft of bear behind him the bear said " are you a sandwhich short of a picnic, crummy little shotgun, you got a choice either i rip you to pieces or me and all my bear mates all give you one " the man said " oh for the love of god why me, i aint got no choice have i " so he dropped his trousers.. 26 bears did they give him a service or what, now the man crawled back to his jeep and said to himself, right i will get my elephant gun take that son of a b iatch right out, so he found the clearing with the bear took aim shot the bear straight in the middle of his eyes, as he arrived at the clearing the bear had gone again, tap on his shoulder turned around, and the bear said to him " I DONT THINK THAT YOU HAVE COME HERE FOR THE HUNTING TODAY HAVE YOU "
2007-03-09 14:00:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
yeah, its funny i knew that joke since i was in high school i would tell it to girls and they d laugh theyr asses off deffinetly funny id give it a 6
2007-03-04 03:47:05 · answer #6 · answered by DAVID M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!! WOW WWWWOOOOOWW!! personally i love ure jokes tink!! especially this one and the three men that were captured by canninbals!!
2007-03-10 16:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by all about me!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poof !! That blew me away, tremendous you seem to have an endless supply wit keep going kid,
2007-03-09 23:37:25 · answer #8 · answered by the bee man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-03-09 16:39:52 · answer #9 · answered by sustasue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Tink, very droll.
2007-03-04 03:38:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋